This thing towers at 6'4" with tiny windows and an art-deco-meets-armored-car vibe that'll either make you feel powerful or ridiculous, there's no middle ground. It's built for families who need serious space and buyers who want the biggest luxury statement GM makes, but the sheer size means you're piloting a land yacht with the visibility of a tank. One owner considering the Escalade V for LA-to-Tahoe road trips shows the appeal: room, comfort, and V8 power for long hauls. But the design draws laughs and tailgating suburban-mom stereotypes in equal measure. If you want maximum space and don't mind the fuel bills or the stares, it delivers. If you value nimbleness, efficiency, or subtlety, look elsewhere.
If you're eyeing a used Soul between 2015 and 2020, understand you're gambling on a ticking clock. Those model years, especially automatics with the 1.6L or 2.0L GDI engines, burn oil like it's their job, thanks to piston rings that fail predictably around 80k miles. Owners report topping off a quart every thousand miles, then one day the engine seizes with no warning light. Kia settled a class action over it and replaced thousands of engines, which tells you everything. The first-gen Souls (2010-2013) ran to 200k+ without drama, and the 2023+ models seem cleaner, but there's not enough road time to confirm the fix. What the Soul does well, maximum cargo in a tiny footprint, quirky looks, easy city parking, it does better than almost anything this size. Just make sure the one you're buying isn't someone else's oil-burning problem waiting to become yours.